Random Thoughts From The Beijing Blogger

It's been awhile. I know this. I know this. But I'm back and ready to go. So much going on. I got a ton of random thoughts right now. Funny how the blog is titled "random thoughts"!

LeBron James
- You are definitely doing it big. This has never been done before. I'm actually speechless at the circus this has all become. I am a big fan but I'm thinking that you just made yourself OVERRATED.

Public Restrooms
Walking into a public restroom "mid-YAWN".....its just baaaad news son. Don't do it.


Oprah? YES Oprah!
Okay so believe it or not, I sent in an audition tape to the people at the new Oprah Winfrey Network. Yeah man she got her own network. They are having a reality show with people competing to have their own show on O.W.N. So after a bazillion text messages, emails, and facebook posts, I went ahead and got it done son. They gave us 3 minutes max to tell them what type of show we want to do. About 15,000 people auditioned and they are picking like 35 or so people to use as a pool to choose who will be on the show. I got my fingers crossed but I'm NOT holding my breath...no sir!! Take a look at my audition if you're interested.
 Click Here for Doc's Oprah Audition

OK I got another story about my son, "Q"...Rashida tells him to go pee pee before we leave the house. He walks str8 to thee restroom and begins to handle his biz. We know this because we can hear the stream in the next room...NORMAL....but then we hear a loud and manly "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH".....what? Ahhh? REALLY Mr 3 year old?

I can go all day with stories about the little man of the house. He is convinced that he is charming and hilarious. What is crazy is that he is pretty in sync with principles of why we do what we do. He doesn't seem to be caught up in rules but the principles behind why they are in place. I actually like this! The only problem is that you have to allow him to question the rules, and maybe even your authority. As long as he does this respectfully, I'm cool. He is three!!! Did I tell you that he is only three!!??

So we are standing at the corner waiting to cross. Of course we trained him to look for the signal. I trust him to stand alone on the corner without having to hold his hand. Well all of a sudden he jumps off of the curb into the street and begins to dance around. I scream on him to get back on the sidewalk. I ask him what he was thinking to walk into the street when the light was still red. He looks at me and calmly begins his speech. He says, "It's okay Goddy! I look and there is no car coming down the street. It's okay!"

I was stunned. He was basically telling me to chill out! He even used hand gestures as if her were trying to calm be down. Wow. This guy!


Okay I think I will use this post as a tester. I'm having some issues with my post editor, so I have to post via email. I hope this works.

"I'd rather see you fail than to watch you just give up." 
-Doc Dossman