DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE.....A FUNNY STORY

I have a relative, an uncle. I will keep him nameless because I am not sure if this is classified information he wasn't supposed to tell me! He was working in D.C. for the D.O.D. (department of defense). He has some co-workers/friends that are involved with interrogation of the prisoners they capture in Iraq. Obviously these men are well versed in the Arabic language to be able to communicate with these prisoners. One particular guy apparently was stopped from carrying out his suicide bomber mission. He was intercepted and knocked out cold with a high powered tazer gun. While he was unconscious they carried him into a hospital room and dressed him in a white patient gown. They kept him there for observation and waited for him to awaken. In Iraq, the hospitals are all white (inside and out). When this man woke up, he noticed himself in his all white robe and in a bed with nothing but white everywhere. He began to mutter some words in his native tongue (as he thought he was in heaven, all alone). When the D.O.D. guys translated, he was apparently saying, "where are they, where are they. Bring them to me please." Wow! Well my uncle's co-worker is a big heavy sloppy looking man with a great sense of humor. He walked into the room and spoke in the language saying, "Here I am. I'm all you are getting but I am more than enough!" I wish I could have seen that mans face! LOL By the way... For those of you that didn't get it...

It is widely believed that Muslim 'martyrs' enjoy rich sensual rewards on reaching paradise. 72 virgins to be exact...

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