"Common courtesy? For what? Common courtesies only slow you down and they are common courtesy if they are common. That means that everyone else is doing it too! 1.3 billion people? We will be here all day son! Get in where you fit in! Merge man merge! Beep beep beeeeeeeeeep!!! Social graces? For whaaaaaaaaaat? Who has that kinda time? And who made those rules? That stuff is all about another man's comfort. Making sure that someone else is comfortable. Sorry. Why would I be concerned about you and your comfort?? 1.3 billion man! You're kidding right? It's HOT! And humid! I hate humidity. I need some space, so back up! Maybe if I cough/sneeze open mouthed, I can make a little room for myself. Shucks! That didn't work! Maybe I'll pick my nose and rub booger on something or just shut one nostril and blow it out where ever it lands. Dang that didn't work! Ok I'm gonna start hocking up lewggies and spitting as I talk annoyingly loud on my cell phone. No??? Ok then, yo made me do it. You're in trouble now. Watch out! I'm squatting now! Pants around my ankles. I'm pushin...wait a minute...what are you doing down here? Stop blowing cigarette smoke in my face! What are you doing down here for anyways? How is it that we are face to face? Oh no! Aaaand you are smoking at the same time? Man that take talent!! Say, what's your name baby??"
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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